Ongoing organic SEO support without the agency price tag, drama or mansplaining.
You know you should be doing something about SEO. That task has been living on a sticky note since March, right under the other task to finally fix your Google Business Profile. You don't have time to learn how to do it yourself, you don't have time to train someone on the team, and you don't have a budget for someone in marketing to teach themselves.
This is the SEO retainer for when you’re done with that.
SEO handled. Off your plate, off your mental load, onto where you're needed.
SEO gets handled the way a junk drawer gets organized. Rarely and only when you’re fed up.
Blogs that didn’t sound like you, for off-base keywords, and stats that mean nothing from someone you never talked to. Ick
A person who tells you what, why and how. In plain English, every month.
You flashback to that $$$$ invoice that kept showing up after they'd already ghosted. YOU had to end it, and they still made it weird. Like dating, but with your marketing budget.
A competitor posts about their "record breaking month." You have no idea what they did differently, and no way to check.
The blog's been sitting there for six-plus months, untouched, and nobody on the team can say if it's still doing anything. Are blogs important?
You open Google Analytics or Search Console every so often. Traffic looks fine, you think, though your average position keeps creeping down instead of up. You don't know if that's a problem.
Someone on LinkedIn is panicking about AI eating their traffic, so you fall into it. Three articles, then five blogs, then a Reddit thread that contradicts all of them. Suddenly you're convinced you need to rebuild your entire site's code, something about schema, something about crawlability, and you don't understand any of it. You close the laptop somewhere around tears.
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One person. ME. Team strategy calls, quarterly reports, tough decisions and pivots — it’s all me.
Content that sounds like you wrote it (on your best day) because I already know your voice and I work with your team instead of avoiding everyone and siloing myself.
A custom seo strategy that was clearly designed with your mission, vision AND customers in mind.
Think how long it took you to make your last adult friend. Not because people are inherently bad but because not everyone ~clicks. (an accidental pun!)
SEO is the same. It’s not bad by default but there are plenty of people who care more about a single invoice and bragging rights than they do supporting brands and growing relationships.
The loudest people in the industry want you to think it’s too complicated to understand.
But not all of us and not anymore — you've finally found someone playing by the same values you do.
Every plan starts with keyword research done for your brand, not from a template or checklist (or AI).
Before we strategize, we research and learn: where you're at now, what your competitors are doing, and where you want to be. Then I make a plan. We start with the foundation and fundamentals before moving into strategy and growth.
A content plan, blogs, pages, whatever the month actually calls for, built around what you sell and the audience already searching for it. I'm watching your rankings the whole time, not just when it's report time, and doing the AI work right alongside the traditional.
You get the plan, the reasoning behind it, and access to ask me anything, anytime, without it costing extra. Want me in on team meetings? Let's do it.
ali
ethical aesthete
Not only that, because she really got to know me and what a reluctant marketer I am, we even set our work up so she would be something of an accountability partner. She went above and beyond for my business in a few ways, actually. When you spend a lot of energy creating a business and you are hiring someone to help people find it, someone really seeing you and what you've made is big. Finally, she's just a fun, rad, kind person.
abbie
the filtery
Lauren is an SEO pro—she can not only step back and evaluate the big picture when it comes to the current search landscape, but she is excellent at getting into the nitty-gritty details, both in research and implementation. I also really appreciate the way Lauren takes initiative and consistently shares new ideas and perspectives. She doesn’t just do what you ask her to—she builds on it and takes it a step further.
paulina
( r e )x
Not enough stars to give Lauren. Before her, it was VERY difficult to find someone who understood the sustainability sector and after every call, it was like, "Nope. They don't get it." With Lauren we have found the partner that we need and enjoy "geeking out" with.
Get ready to feel supported, seen and finally at peace.
Just kidding, I can’t control your peace but I can take the SEO stress off your plate! I don’t have a grab bag of tactics I throw at your website. Neither is it a checklist. It’s a process. There’s an order and things build on what came before but we also react in real time so it's an ever-evolving, fluid process.
Notice I said ‘react’ not panic. We don’t do that!
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Keyword & competitor research, AI analysis and setting the foundation come first.
We start with fully optimized monthly blog posts, plus refreshes if you already have blogging history.
Monthly tune-ups, checking that nothing quietly breaks, and monitoring that our strategy is working.
We all need someone who can pull us out of a doom spiral, my real estate agent does it for me weekly. I'll be that sounding board for you when the AI news makes you want to burn it all and move off the grid.
(no, seriously, my neurodivergent attachment will take hold here; we're bonded now).
I'm not interested in signing a contract and never speaking again. Your business isn't just an invoice to me. It's the thing I'm building toward, with you. Together.
I'll be folded into your team the way a good hire would be. I'll learn the context, get the growth plan, know your team, and stick around long enough to actually understand what you're building.
For as long as you need me and not a day longer.
*There is a minimum 6-month commitment because SEO needs time to work and I want to make sure we give it our best.
6 month minimum commitment; we can go month-by-month after that!
$1,800
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"Lauren is an SEO superstar. With everything she does, she goes above and beyond my expectations"
Retainers start at $1,800 a month, landing between $1,800 and $2,200 depending on the scope of what you need and how quickly you want to move. No hidden fees or surprise invoices halfway through.
Are you finally ready to outsource your seo to the right partner? BTW clicking this doesn't commit you to anything except a conversation. Pinky promise.
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Chaotic SEO Strategy? Never.